Red Nose Day Joke Competition

There was much hilarity during House Team Assembly as the jokes were told! The staff chose their 'top ten' then the children chose the winner and runner up through the 'laughometer'!

Ruth's joke caused the most laughter  - what do you think?

Why did the lobster blush?                
Because the sea weed! 

Ted was the worthy runner up with:

Why did the mushroom go to the party?                
Because he was a fungi!

Here are all the other hilarious entries - click to enlarge